I'm running really fast.
I'm running really fast.
I have a yellow envelope I have to deliver.
I'm running really fast.
I'm running really faaaaast.
First of a series on this as-yet-tentatively-titled big blog on how Dev Patel thinks he has a career but he does not.
Pictured: Dev Patel, who thinks he has a career, but he does not [have a career].
And later, how Slumdog Millionaire thinks it has 8 oscars, but it does not. Chris Rock: "Hey! You came in first place. Too bad you lost!"
