Monday, March 2, 2009

'New Dad' Material?



"I was born as surplus mail."

Thursday, February 26, 2009

A Fact

Judy Injetson is the hottest character on a canned-laughter cartoon...

...especially when she has sex with her father.

[explicit]

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Meet George Injetson


I'm running really fast.
I'm running really fast.
I have a yellow envelope I have to deliver.
I'm running really fast.
I'm running really faaaaast.

First of a series on this as-yet-tentatively-titled big blog on how Dev Patel thinks he has a career but he does not.

Pictured: Dev Patel, who thinks he has a career, but he does not [have a career].

And later, how Slumdog Millionaire thinks it has 8 oscars, but it does not. Chris Rock: "Hey! You came in first place. Too bad you lost!"